Crow Bar - 3954 N. Mississippi - Portland, OR
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Chante' Simon

Chante' is TNT wrapped in crushed velvet! Just get near her and you'll be trying to explain why your getting home so late. Her charm spell has no saving throw.


Joel Hartzler

Joel is a flat cold stud. He is a sharp dresser, drives a big red Jeep and makes the best Carnitas you'll ever taste. Joel leaves a path of accomplishment in his wake. And he OWNS the 80's Power Ballad.


Patrick Puopolo

We were at Mary's the other night, and as Pat handed the naked dancer a dollar bill, she said "you have great hair." And in my mind that sums it all up. Pat is a fantastic painter, a scene starter, not follower, and has the best hair in Portland. He likes good rum (jamaican not puerto rican), and has run an art gallery, a bar, and D & D games. He knows his shit.


Jason Mac Daddy



Marie Likes Polka Dots



Andrew Drake



Tim Harris

Tim doesn't like art. He works at the Basement Pub and loves jack and cokes and bowling. He is also smarter then most people you know. He is a geek and prowd of it and knows the odds of any Texas Hold Em hand.


Joshua Wilson

Salsa Sushi and Ceviche...


Michael Torribio

Relax, Mike is gonna take care of you.


 
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